(Tastless) Joke of the Week

Want to donate a large sum of money to a rape clinic and I will not accept a no for an answer...

PS: If rape victims don't understand this joke... fuck'em...

By Stuart 'Fletcher'

Comentario Politico-Social da Semana.

O k Portugal precisa é da Madame Gina para Primeira Ministra e o actual primeiro ministro numa eskina longe daki.....

A solucao é simplesmente substituir todos os politicos (definidos profissionalmente como prostitutas legais) por Madames Ginas deste pais (definidas profissionalmente como prostitutas ilegais). 

Politicos sao individuos k se deitam com todos seja individualmente (partido unico) ou em grupo (coligacoes) e k sao remunerados pelo povo miudo em forma de votos.... No final, o povo sente se sempre roubado e infeliz....

Prostitutas sao pessoas k se deitam com todos seja individualmente ou em grupo (namorada, esposa ou irma da esposa, hey I'm not here to judge anyone) e k sao remunerados pelo povo miudo em forma de euros e por vezes refeicoes a base de laticinios (OH.. Thats some nasty and sticky shit....).... No entanto no final, o povo sente sempre k o dinheiro foi bem empregue e ficam sempre felizes.....

Por isso assine esta peticao num Diamante Negro perto de si para restituir as Madames Ginas ao poder....

PS: Meia Culpa continua encerrado ate se encontar uma solucao para o cheiro a churrasco.... 

Tip of the day #9

When planning a date, always go for the blind dates. This way you can look at her tits.....

Oh... a blind joke... what? I can't make fun of the blind!

Well watch me....

By Stuart Francis

Jesus Christ 'megastore'

Went yesterday to a movie audition for the Jesus Christ part.
And 'nailed it'..... I was so good they want me back in 3 days.....

By Stuart Francis..

(Nasty) Tip of the day #8

Technically, if your girlfriend is sad to see you go away from her, than she must be happy to see you "cum" on to her (face).... 

Logic always prevails... 

Created by Nomad

Tip of the day #7

Appreciate little ironies:

This is way beyond "the chicken and the egg" conundrum...

Body parts

Do you know what a leper and a guy that owes money to the moob have in common?

They will both die with less body parts...

PS to Quim: enjoy this jokeless non Frankie joke....

Tip of the day #6

When talking to someone that is a fan of Lord of the Ring, just call him Frodo.

He will look at you surprised and ask why you called him Frodo...

With a serious look just tell him you called him Frodo because he looks like someone who got his ring destroyed....

(Sex) Tip of the day #05

When buying condoms look for those with an anaesthetic on the inside. Not only you will last longer but if you turn it inside out you don't have to awake anybody up....

Tip of the day #04

What to say to your dinner guests before starting your meals:
-' Oh no, we never say grace. We just sacrifice a child to the great god IMHOTEP...'

Tip of the day #03

What to say at a dinner table if all your guests are parents:
-'If we are all here, who is looking after Madeleine?....'

schadenfreude com goiabada

smash, smash, sa-mash!

Do you know why...

The Germans invaded USSR in WW2?

To get cheaper gas.....

Tip of the day #02

What to say when your dinner guests may be allergic to something:
-" I hope no one is allergic to nuts, because I like to rest mine on the table"....

Look out Ladies & Gents...

The Boys Are back in Town!

Tips of the day

In this new "rubrika" I will provide you daily some tips which will improve your communication and social skills. For faster results I challenge you to use them as often as possible....

Tip #01

What to say when receiving dinner guests that don't like meat or fish:
- " Oh yes. There is a vegetarian option.... You can FUCK OFF....."

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Communication is everything... And on that note....

Can it be?

Is it a bird?....
Is it Superman?....
Is it a UFO?...
Is it a plane?...

What ever it is, its going straight to the World Trade Centre.........

You are such a Joker