ladies and genthemen, i give you Benedict Cumberbarf

"If you already are a Cumberbitch or just a real insecure man regarding your sexual orientation, fear not! Me, the Eggs Benedict himself, shall certainly win your heart and ability to discern a good from an okay-ish actor with a barrage of performances worthy of a handjob-for-money back alley BAFTA. Like my most notable character always says: 'I love it when a plan comes together'."